I drive a car that’s covered in fur, because before the automobile, there was the horse.

“My first inclination is to make my business all about me, but my second instinc…”

“A blanket could be used to stop terrorism. Unless that terrorist has a small kn…”

“I think guns would be more effective if bullets worked like boomerangs.”

“A blanket could be used to show love, by providing warmth, comfort, and an itch…”