I drove your lunch to work, and I parked it in my stomach.

“One of the most productive ways a government can spend money on the people is b…”

“I’m so constipated that every time I go to shit, the only thing that comes out …”

“She took off her red pants, the shade of ketchup, to reveal softly tanned legs,…”

“Inside my skull is a turtle shell. Inside the turtle shell is a rabbit. And ins…”