I enjoy breakfast in bed. But not while I am sleeping, because that’s when I’m making love.

“A brick could be used to win the love of a beautiful girl. The trick to getting…”

“I didn’t form my lips into the shape of a kiss. I was merely about to whistle.”

“Success, if I simply gave it to you, you wouldn’t have the pleasure of taking i…”

“I called, but the phones were all tied up. And so were the operators who normal…”