I enjoy scratching itches on my body with my beard stubble. The worst though is when my lower back itches.

“Love is yesterday’s tomorrow, minus the frozen musical notes, soggy teabags, an…”

“I’m not interested in driving a racecar, but I would love to cruise around in a…”

“I think ethnic jokes are hilarious, all sorts of ethnic jokes. White, black, Me…”

“She didn't say it, I only thought she said it. So really it was my thought, my …”