I explore my subconscious the way Cousteau explored the sea: with a scuba tank and a smile.

“It’s been said that men think only about sex and food. And some men, like my un…”

“I want to laugh hysterically into a bucket of water, have my humor imprinted on…”

“The cop wanted to know what was in the bag. I said, Another cop.”

“If love were circular, like a yawn, and I were dynamic and geometric, like an i…”