I feel like I could be the best, but I’m not going to openly admit that. At least not to any of my clones.

“Thomas Jefferson is by far the smartest president,” said Thomas Jefferson, abou…”

“I think coffee is the best drink known to man. I also think that wine is the be…”

“I put gloves on before I put gloves on, so I don’t get my gloves dirty.”

“Please, come in. Let me open the air conditioning vent so you can squeeze throu…”