I feel like someone who has a parade named in their honor, and doesn’t get invited.

“He was just a kid. He didn’t care. He was like, “I’m getting in my mom’s van an…”

“My time at the pool went swimmingly. Better than a nude beach, because I was th…”

“I’m not interested in driving a racecar, but I would love to cruise around in a…”

“From the corner of my eye I saw her. Of course this chance encounter with Rebec…”