I fell in love, but she wasn’t there to pick me up. So I took a taxi.

“There’s not a lot of food on the moon. Not unless you’re into cannibalism.”

“A blanket could be used to make all your dreams come true. Well, not all of the…”

“Be proud of your work week, not your weak work. Monday-Friday you can find me w…”

“The peace corps looks like peace corpse, and death isn’t a very peaceful though…”