I fell in love with her the moment she was late, though neither one of us knew it at the time because she hadn’t arrived yet.

“A pastor, a politician, and a brick walk into a bar, and the bartender says, “S…”

“Politics is all about showing you have integrity—and hiding the fact that you r…”

“Love is like a free lunch. You won’t find any in this life, because I had yours…”

“A triangle has three points, just like the number of horns my ex had (she was 5…”