I fight with the strength of many lion meows. I love even more ferociously.

“I was born in 1928, rearranged”

“If love smelled like cheese, as some people assume it does, then I'd rather be …”

“I hear phonetically on the phone. Toiletries sounds like toilet trees to me.”

“The moon looked like melted mozzarella to my bleary and blurry vision. Was I ti…”