I find politicians’ speeches moving. Sometimes I don’t even pack up before forever leaving their vicinity.

“A brick could be exchanged for a bar of gold. But be sure you wait until the ow…”

“I just quit the Please Police. No need to say Thank You or protest or start a r…”

“I don’t get the phrase, “Cut to the chase.” When I’m exasperated with all the v…”

“On Halloween I like to scare up business the old fashioned way: with flyers, bu…”