I finish what I start, and I Finnish what I Swedish.

“Excuse me, madam, but may I rub my erection up against your buttocks, because I…”

“I spent about eight hours deep in thought over whether to get divorced. That ma…”

“I’m now solidly in my mid-thirties. I turned thirty, three days ago.”

“I honk at protestors to show my support, and also tell them to get the fuck out…”