I fish for rain, but I only ever seem to catch snow.

“If you only had 48 hours left to live, would you spend it like you normally spe…”

“She tried to insult me in front of the whole party. So what could I do but yawn…”

“LIberty is slavery. Or, well, you already know. P.S. Can you find my logo in th…”

“A brick could be used as a doorstop. But that’s obvious. What isn’t obvious is …”