I foresee death by culture shock.

“Your self esteem is like a notch below Kafka's.”

“Los pergaminos Normas y ProverbiosLos malvados de corazón probablemente sabrán…”

“To love is to suffer. To avoid suffering one must not love. But then one suffer…”

“You know what you are? You're God's answer to Job, ... He would have pointed to…”