I gather wisdom like a net gathers fish. And the more fish I get in my net, the more I feel like a chicken.

“I used to think I knew what love was, but here recently it has been revealed to…”

“There was an amazing party last night. I would have asked you to come with me, …”

“A blanket could be used to cover my couch. Nobody should see that I constructed…”

“She said, “Name something people only use once.” I said, “The phrase, ‘You cowa…”