I gathered all my eggs in one basket, because I believe in collectivism, and I wanted a tyrannical omelet.

“My asshole is supportive of me. No matter what, good or bad, it’s always right …”

“There are two typos of people in this world: those who can edit, and those who …”

“In a dream, in her head means in my head, as I have unrestricted access to her …”

“She didn't say it, I only thought she said it. So really it was my thought, my …”