I gave him a pet name, even though he wasn’t my pet, he was my boss. I don’t know why he fired me. I thought “Dick Nose” was a delightfully cute name.

“I am who I pretend to be, and right now I’m pretending to be my own clone.”

“I’m tired of thinking about Agatha. Well, not about her, but about my loss of h…”

“When someone insults me, I simply shut down. Then I open back up at 9 am the ne…”

“I want to keep politics out of my breakfast. Politics isn’t something I want in…”