I get Gulliver’s Travels and Thousand Island dressing mixed up.

“A brick could be used like a Viking skull holds soup. If you bring a spoon, I c…”

“I let the feeling wash over me, and then I dried off with a fur coat and went f…”

“I long for your love like shortness of breath. Somebody get me an inhaler!”

“I wanted to write something that made no linear sense. None. Zero. Something th…”