I go to sleep in my business suit, because it makes my dreams of success seem more real.

“If your nipples were on your eyelids, then and only then would I give you eye c…”

“What’s next to my bed? One night stand, though personally I find them morally o…”

“A blanket could be used to conceal. That’s why I recommend the current cast of …”

“The question is, If I killed your husband, would you seek revenge, or would you…”