I got a new car. I just need to put it together. They’re easier to steal piece by piece.

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“I couldn’t agree more. That doesn’t mean I agree. In fact, I completely disagre…”

“If you can’t respect me as a banana, then I’m not sure how you can respect me a…”

“His name is Randy Randy (Or is it Randy Randy?), and he probably makes women do…”