I GOT BOURBON-FACED ON SHIT STREET!

“Chase, I've tussled with vibrators stronger than your charge throwers.”

“When a group of young females had asked her what one should name her horse, she…”

“At fifty times the distance, you dispatched that ko-bold with three arrows to t…”

“...when a man like Ethan finally learns to love, it's forever.~ Fiona MacCarric…”