I got married at a good time, though a better time would have been 20 years from now.

“Pound-for-pound, I’m the best non-fighter in the world. I could kick Gandhi’s a…”

“One Jarod’s a lover, and one Jarod’s a fighter. Which Jarod am I? The middle on…”

“Love should be unconditional, while hair should be conditioned. Air should also…”

“I’ve often wondered why the Protestant Reformation took place in Germany, rathe…”