I got my nails done today. I’m so glad that after 30 years, they’re finally finished.

“I’ll jump off a bluff, or a cliff, so don’t call my bluff, or call me Cliff.”

“In these modern times, the only sensible thing to be is nonsensical.”

“If you’re an invisible person, of course you’re going to dress ostentatiously a…”

“Me and a group of friends meeting in private to bond and have fun may appear to…”