I got stiffed on a tip. It was an erection.

“She had two blueberries for eyes, and hair the color of strawberries. Too bad o…”

“Learn body language so you can not only speak it, but misspeak it too.”

“Jack and Hilda went up the hill to fetch a mountain of valley.
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“Cheyenne is shyin’ away from me. Why, Oming? I love you like a herd of buffalo …”