I got you a birthday present. The box is the exact same size as a coffin.

“Her name was Penny, and she was good looking. She wasn’t a dime, but she wasn’t…”

“If laughter came in paste format you could squeeze out of a tube, I’ll bet nine…”

“She gave me her bedroom eyes. I know because we were in the kitchen at the time…”

“This is my logo for Colton”