I grew a mustache, and I grew it in my garden. My mustache is organic, and will taste tasty on your mouth.

“I want to be the kind of person that kind people like and want to be like.”

“I think they should change STOP signs to PAUSE signs.”

“Me and a group of friends meeting in private to bond and have fun may appear to…”

“The girl who did my oil change was so sexy that after she was done, I drove non…”