I had a lead, but nobody caught me, or any other metal.

“I thought his wooden leg was part of the table at first. My bad, buddy.”

“If you don’t know what love feels like, you’re in luck, because I just finished…”

“If you’re in the eye of a hurricane, you may be lulled into believing it’s a pe…”

“It is Father’s Day today. I should probably call all three of mine and say Hell…”