I had no direction until I merged into the left lane. Some people find God. I found my blinker.

“I am the sphinx of love. But I didn’t used to be. I used to be a sphink—which h…”

“She didn’t just disappear from my life—she had the audacity to die on me. And u…”

“Ever since I was fired for sleeping on the job I’ve worn a shirt and tie to bed.”

“My banana is decomposing in my pocket. I was happy to see you, but now I’m brow…”