I had some emotional issues, so I went to a therapist. And guess what I don’t have now? That’s right, I don’t have any extra money. But I still have those emotional issues.

“I dance for a living. At the early bird special you can find me—doing the worm.”

“You know what really chokes me up? Being strangled.”

“I don’t dress like I have any money. And I don’t have any money, which helps en…”

“I want my words to illuminate like the sun, as I give my daily lecture on photo…”