I had to close the door on our friendship, because he kept climbing in through my window.

“I thought his wooden leg was part of the table at first. My bad, buddy.”

“When I write my dreams down, I can relive my sleep when I am awake.”

“One magnifying glass and one moonlit night is not enough to light her ant-like …”

“Everybody who is 100 was at one time 25. But not everybody who is 25 will live …”