I had to quit my taxi cab driving job because I had no way to get to work. The problem was I kept calling myself to come pick me up.

“I want to open a wheat/dairy factory. Bread and butter will be my bread and but…”

“A brick could be used to soften resistance. Smash the opposition into a pulp!
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“A brick could be used like love. But not my love, because my love is more like …”

“What is life without death? That's like asking what is peanut butter without je…”