I hate patience. Slows everything down.

“Bite me." -Lieutenant Eve Dallas, from any of the In Death books.”

“What did she say?" Eve asked when they got into the car. "Here's love, she said…”

“It's Major Ketchup in the bathroom with the laser scalpel.""Hmm." He sliced a d…”

“He was heading over the line when he strutted in here thinking he could rattle …”