I hate when people say primitive people didn’t even have running water. What do they call rivers?

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“Me mating with a midget is like a skyscraper having sex with a cathedral. But s…”

“I had dried jizz on my pants, so I took it to my dry cleaners. My pants got cle…”

“The Road To Serfdom is about capitalism. That’s why on the side of that road yo…”