I have a beard of fog that I wear on misty mornings. It’s not cigarette smoke, but I’d understand if you wanted to shave it off and inhale it.

“Work hard or don’t work hard, either way your hair will turn gray. I should let…”

“From the corner of my eye I saw her. Of course this chance encounter with Rebec…”

“She gave me her bedroom eyes. I know because we were in the kitchen at the time…”

“A brick could be used as a flotation device, if you’re Michael Phelps and don’t…”