I have a deep respect for shallow pockets. They keep politicians honest.


“I had a dream where I lost Cap’n among the hundreds of black and white cats and…”

“A brick could be used to control whole populations of people. Just get a good l…”

“When you are the designated buyer, ask for more money than the item costs, so w…”

“Good things come to those who ate. And I’m stuffed. Like a teddy bear. That mig…”