I have a double-breasted suit. It’s got four nipples stitched on the front (two are faux nipples).

“Republicans don’t stand for the beliefs of the right, and Democrats don’t stand…”

“Danger is the most dangerous word, because it encompasses all the dangerous wor…”

“Blankets could be used as scapegoats for global warming. But why blame the blan…”

“Pete Rose’s last name is so sweet, he can’t be a cheater. But a cheat by any ot…”