I have a fist like a brick, but I don’t punch through walls—I build them and become them. 


“A shopping cart flipped upside down forms a cage that I use to protect myself f…”

“Guns don’t kill people. Politicians with sharp tongues do.”

“At the bar, I asked her what she’d like to drink, hoping she’d reply, “Your sem…”

“When you’re starving, and all the grocery stores are out of meat, that’s when y…”