I have a lot of faith. I mean, I believe I do.

“I just peed in the sink. Why? Because there was already somebody in the bathtub.”

“If love were a porch light, I’d be the moth. And you’d be the freshly-pressed p…”

“A brick could be used as a pillow, if you first wrap it with a blanket. But if …”

“I don’t run errands. Usually I jog.”