I have a mansion of an imagination, and I cordially invite you to come sleep in my shed.

“My cat’s name is Mr. Dog, and My penis’ name is Mr. Beaver. Ah, but that’s life…”

“A brick could be used to help you keep your job. Just hold it down, man.
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“A brick could be used to illustrate the seriousness of the situation. You’ll kn…”

“When she broke up with me, I didn’t break down or break in to her apartment jus…”