I have a pet frog. He sleeps in a king-sized bed, just in case he happens to be an undercover prince.

“I’m so excited and lonely all at once. Just once. Not twice, because that’d be …”

“A blanket can be a statement—a generalization and truism covering a multitude o…”

“I put a basketball hoop in the trees, to help the squirrels and give them a nic…”

“When I saw you, I saw love. When I saw you naked, I saw lust. When I saw you wi…”