I have a photographic memory. Especially for nudes.

“It was a blustery winter night, back in the summer of 2009. That’s when we met,…”

“Like my grandpa, who dropped out of school to farm, I have a 4th grade educatio…”

“Karate, I get a real kick out of it. I would get a kick out of coffee, but I’ve…”

“Error is to err, as blanket is to blank.
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