I have a shirt that’s skin tight. It’s made from human flesh.

“I’d rather be me being me than me trying to be my own clone. I try to stay true…”

“A brick could be used in the same manner as a magician’s hat could be used as a…”

“My closet’s so full of memories and fearful homosexuals that I have nowhere to …”

“A stranger left a white jacket, and it’s tempting for me to grab it, put it on,…”