I have a whisper like a zipper. Your secret is safe in my pants.

“I just bought some long-lasting deodorant. You know, for the afterlife. Eternit…”

“He has one of the worst personalities. Actually, you can’t call it a personalit…”

“Numbers have power. But not enough to supply all the energy for all your daily …”

“I called an insurance company to get a quote. They gave me one of Oscar Wilde’s…”