I have about as much practice sleeping as everyone else, though I’d like to have more.

“My face looks different now that I got the boundaries redrawn by an experienced…”

“I’m 30, and his daughter is 18. He said I was too old for her. So I asked him i…”

“On a clear day I can see NYC. I just have to turn on the TV.”

“Sometimes I think I know her. This is not one of those times. This is not 3:33.”