I have an 8th grade education. Of course, I also have a bachelor’s degree.

“You vote Democrat even if you vote Republican, because they’re two sides of the…”

“The shape of her smile is curved like a lie, like a boomerang she knows she has…”

“She grew broccoli, and I grew dentures. We were perfect for each other. Our lov…”

“Education will only take you so far. To go even further, I’d recommend getting …”