I have an ill-fitting jacket. It looks sick. It has an “I Voted” sticker on it, so perhaps it’s as disgusted with politics as politicians are disgusting.

“A blanket could be used to say hello to all the goodbyes I’ll never see again. …”

“I called an insurance company to get a quote. They gave me one of Oscar Wilde’s…”

“The door handle is on the wrong side of the door. It’s on the inside only, only…”

“The question is not how much work are you willing to put in, but what are you w…”