I have been writing for about eleven years now. I went from elfish to elephantish, and in another eleven years, I hope to be Elford.

“Looking at you in a mirror makes you more of an ally than an opponent, because …”

“The only sad part for me about getting a cat from the pound is that I can only …”

“We made love like I make grilled cheese sandwiches. I had no idea what I was do…”

“A burial should be more than a fire pit, arena seating, and a squirming politic…”