I have bread, water, and love—what more can a man ask for? How about pasta, wine, and sex.

“Sleep: to see and do, and do nothing.”

“Do you even listen to what I say? Would you be able to listen better if you wer…”

“I bought an empty safe, and I keep it empty, because safety doesn’t exist, so m…”

“My philosophy on life: On a burrito, the cheese goes underneath the sour cream.…”