I have bumper stickers for my website all over this city. Some are even on bumpers.

“Pineapple juice doesn’t come in a can—it comes in a hard, spiky shell called a …”

“Necessity is the mother of invention. She’s also my mother, though Invention an…”

“A zebra has stripes, the American flag has stripes, and I have an erection. Coi…”

“The basketball team was trailing by three points. I trail by four points—north,…”