I have pride in my name, because I have pride in myself. I do not represent my name—my name represents me.

“I dressed up like a horse, and my horse-faced friend dressed up like a jockey. …”

“I love this book like I love a brick and a blanket, which could be used to teac…”

“I slept hard last night. I had an eight-hour raging erection.”

“I’m as constant as Constantinople. Now that’s some Istanbul shit.”